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Joke of the Day
"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."
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"Beer before liquor, alphabetical order"
"I like my women like i like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
"Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother."
"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."
"I told my wife I'm not willing to help with the laundry but I am willing to draw nipples on her flesh colored bras so they'd be less creepy."
"During cold days blondes stand in the corner of the room because... ...there it is always 90 degrees."
"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"
"Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl? Because the fine bros would sue."
"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""