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Joke of the Day

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"What's a good source of Vietnamese renewable energy? A Nguyen mill."

"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."

"What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee)."

"How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them."

"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."

"Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'"

"How do you power a fleshlight? With sexual batteries!"

"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."