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Joke of the Day

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"

"""Every child's a gift."" ""Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now."" ""..."" ""I hope you saved the receipt."""

"I jerk off roughly once a day. I try to be a little more loving and gentle the other 2-3."

"Do you like Taco Bell? Then you'll LOVE real food!"

"What is the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race..."

"My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it."

"My wife said i was being immature, so i told her to get the fuck out of my fort."

"Why are there no gay men in the army reserves? All of the fruits are diploid"

"Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda? The Czech engine light is always on."