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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself"
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"Fortunately I've never been brainwashed, so my mind gets dirtier each day."
"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."
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