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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Trump and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself"
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"I'm fat, but not accidentally give birth in the Walmart bathroom because I didn't know I was pregnant, fat."
"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
"Commercial for Twitter: ""Are you tired of arguing with people you actually know?"""
"My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me... To cheer me up, my friend told me ""There are plenty more in the sea."""
"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"
"Sheryl Crow singing the national anthem"
"Want to know the real reason girls go to the bathroom together? The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one."
"You can consider yourself lucky in life, if the cognac you drink is older than the woman that you're sleeping with."