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"""Oh I'll be your relationship status alright..."" -me sleeping outside this Taco Bell"
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"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"
"If you think my status updates are ridiculous, you should see my life choices."
"What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur"
"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."
"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"
"I asked Luke Perry what today's date was, and he said... 9/02/10! This joke is only funny today, once in a lifetime joke! Spread the love"
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."
"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"
"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."