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Joke of the Day
"What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur"
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"Our kitchen is starting to look like a middle school science fair"
"Australians don't have sex They mate"
"[calls up friend] Remember when you said I wouldn't ever make it on TV? Well turn on the news! ""Okay, but why are you calling from jail?"""
"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"
"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"
"An Irish guy walks into a bar... A few hours later he goes home and beats his wife into a coma."
"I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death."
"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."
"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."