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Joke of the Day

"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700's because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? Count Spatula"

"Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless just like this post"

"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"I'm convinced that Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."