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Joke of the Day

"Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids? Ken always came in a different box."

"They could put nuclear missile launch codes in porn movie end credits and they'd still be perfectly safe."

"I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops."

"So I recently came into a large sum of money... ...and then the cashier wouldn't accept it."

"A guitarist was sent to jail for fingering a minor"

"What happened when the composer got angry? He flew off the Handel"

"I'm going out of this world the way I came in it... Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin."

"What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking? Michael"

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? You didn't, the brakes did. Cop: But do you know why? Cuz I pressed the pedal with my foot? Cop: Get out."

"How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize? It was out standing in its field!"