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Joke of the Day
"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"
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"ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth plsI wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail"
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"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"
"How does an abortion doctor like his eggs? Scrambled."
"What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer? Can I push your stool in?"
"The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed."
"What do you do with a dead scientist? Barium"
"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."