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Joke of the Day
"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."
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"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."
"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."
"""We're going to need a bigger pocket."" - iPhone 6 Plus"
"Kobe Bryant converted to Islam today As-salamu a-laker"
"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"
"TIL There is a man who is afraid of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them."
"A knock knock joke for when your SO is on her period. Knock knock. Who's there? Mr. Tampon. Mr. Tampon who? You bloody well know who I am. (For best effect, physically knock on her pubic region)"
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."