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Joke of the Day
"There should be bongs and blunts at viewings in funeral homes... A true wake and bake."
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"Probably one of the hardest things for Pinocchio to pull off was complimenting his friend's experimental theater piece."
"Thinking about writing some erotic fan fiction about 90s bands Working title It's A shame About Grey"
"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"
"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."
"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."
"Keep in mind that ""The Cat in the Hat"" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone..."
"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"
"What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor? Go flux yourself!"
"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."