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Joke of the Day

"A redhead girl, an Asian girl and a blonde girl are in 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest? The Asian of course, she's 10 years old."

"How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday? It's already run out of battery."

"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"

"Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher... For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor."

"I won every fight in 1st grade. Not because I was tough, because I was 13."

"What is the largest moth the world has ever seen? A mammoth"

"Heroin really messed up my household... All the spoons are missing."

"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."