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Joke of the Day

"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."

"My chicken and egg problem Chicken or egg which is tastier?"

"What was the bear's favourite pick-up line? Hey baby, what's ursine?"

"I believe meat is murder, vegetables are burglary, bread is mail fraud and dairy is impersonating a police officer."

"So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?"

"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"

"Sister won't let me eat her out I'm bringing this bullshit up to Father Tim at Sunday Mass."

"My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm driving."

"Last night for Halloween, I saw exactly 12 people dressed like Eleven. I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget."

"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."