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Joke of the Day
"I have a time machine for sale. If interested, call me two weeks ago."
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"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."
"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"
"My husband is half Mexican half Polish. Last week he stole his own hubcaps."
"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."
"Why is Divorce so Expensive? Because it's worth it."
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does it's down the chimney."
"How is toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise alike? They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons."
"Why did the man quit working at the cemetery? It was hard to make a living."
"What happens when a magician gets mad? He rips out his hare!"