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Joke of the Day
"How did Jared lose all that weight eating at Subway? He just ordered off the children's menu."
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"What kind of cheese gives out money? Prova*loan* I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:"
"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."
"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"
"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""
"Mistook a discarded plastic bag for a rat today as the wind blew it across my path. On the plus side, I can now perform the 'Gangnam Style'."
"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."
"I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them."
"What's the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket snatches watches."
"ELI5: What are thoooooooose?!?"