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Joke of the Day
"I want a matronly African American to say, ""Child, please"" when I'm being silly."
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"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."
"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."
"[NSFW] How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick"
"I think the Ice Bucket Challenge is a giant waste of water *falls asleep in the shower for 2 hours*"
"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"
"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"
"Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar. Anyway here's wonderwall."
"When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar"
"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."