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Joke of the Day

"Why should Mexico accept Syrian refugees? With the level of crime and political violence, they will feel right at home."

"What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back? (_) ( _)>- (_) A Reptile Dysfunction."

"ISIS new way of recruitment ISIS leader posted a job offer for new workers : "" Need somebody with a head on his shoulders """

"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"

"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"

"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me something smells."

"Death by chickpea... What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another one to death? Hummuscide Thanks, I'm out."

"They say statistically, 1 out of every 3 of your neighbors are likely to be a pedophile. Luckily for me, I live next to two gorgeous 12 year olds."

"I was desperate, I *needed* a recipe for Indian bread! But I found naan..."