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"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""
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"A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter. He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him ""Crushed nuts?"". ""No."" He says, ""Hip replacement""."
"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"
"A sergeant and two men from his unit walk into a bar 'Would you like to play pool?' The sergeant asked the attractive barmaid. 'No thanks darling' she replies. 'I'd rather play with your privates.'"
"Do you know how NASCAR got its name? It's from North Carolina. There were a bunch of dudes standing around a car, and one of them said, ""That's a nas' car."""
"Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites? New Jersey picked first."
"I don't like listening to loud frequencies. After a while, it hertz your ears."
"What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training"
"Normal kids: ""What's for dinner, mom?"" Cannibal kids: ""What's for dinner? Mom?"""
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it is worth it."