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"""Roses are red, violets are blue, fuck you whore."""
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"The less hair I have The more head I get"
"""Find something you love to do and you'll never work another day in your life."" Because you'll be home masturbating all the damned time."
"Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? because she'll let it go"
"What do blind people drive? A cataract."
"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"
"I made a Starbucks barista cry I put my name down as Dad and he stood there calling it over and over again with no reply."
"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."
"You guys wanna hear something really corny? Syrup."
"FREE IDEA: a tanning salon called ""Turn Brown For What."""