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Joke of the Day
"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"
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"So when two guys get super friendly it's bromantic, but what about two girls? Can we make homantic a thing? Or 'gina buddies or something?"
"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"
"My smartphone is now all I need to organise events in my life My calendar's days are numbered."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"
"[in the park] ME: aww look a baby WIFE: is it on me?! ME: um no it's in a stroll- WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME"
"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."
"What do you call a fake enemy? A faux!"
"Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!"
"What did the prolapsed anus say to the sock? I like your hat."