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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!"

"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."

"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."

"Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time? It's too common"

"I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.-Women"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."

"What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail? The world's slowest vampire."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."