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Joke of the Day

"So Hillary Clinton recently said half of Tump's supporters are a ""Basket of deplorables"". Next Trump will respond saying: ""Half of Hillary's supporters are deportables"""

"What's the difference betweens jews and Santa-Claus? Santa Claus comes down the chimney"

"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""

"A tax collector dies and goes to heaven"

"Listen up, single people. You can only sleep with so many people. Sooooo many people. So so so many."

"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."

"What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !"

"I laid here for almost 10 minutes before anyone asked if I was okay after I pretended to get elecrocuted by the copier. Fuck these assholes."

"I have a great relation ship with Jesus He mows my lawn for $6 an hour"

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"