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Joke of the Day

"Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug. (Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )"

"Whats the most common work of fiction? The average persons resume"

"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."

"Me: coming to the office Xmas party? Steve: no [whispers] Lisa just lost her father Me: there'll be like 50 of us there. We'll help you look"

"Corny joke What is sex like while camping? = In tents (Intense)"

"I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands."

"What do you call a gay hipster? A douchefag."

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"When my Dad passes, I will get a tattoo of him looking down at me from Heaven, disapproving of me getting a tattoo to commemorate him."

"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."