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Joke of the Day

"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."

"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."

"Your momma is so old.. her social security number is 000-00-0001"

"You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway."

"The most courageous thing a TV show can do now is keep all its characters alive."

"Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk? Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo."

"I know a place where you can meet tons of women. Weight watchers."

"I kinda like zombies...but can we go ahead & decide whether they can run fast or just walk?...my apocolypse plans depend on it....thanks!"

"Morning radio DJs are just reading the Internet to old people."

"Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10? BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*"