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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."

"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"""Wow, you look like shit this morning."" ""Really? That's funny because I was totally going for the urination look."""

"""Man cave"" - Russian who has yet to get a full grip on our language, except mostly slang terms, describing the end of a couple's argument"

"On the one hand, I want to exercise and take care of myself. On the other hand, it's just more years of living on a planet full of morons."

"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."

"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"

"It's not necrophilia if she was alive when I started."

"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."