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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"Ocean How does the ocean greet us?"

"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"

"Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree."

"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."

"Disney owns Miramax, so the gimp from ""Pulp Fiction"" is technically a Disney Princess."

"You know what they say about banging on a camping trip... ...it's in tents!"

"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"