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Joke of the Day

"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."

"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."

"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"

"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"

"The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on."

"Human Resources just came up with a cool new term for just about everything I like to do at work. They call it ""inappropriate"""

"Make like my dick... and fuck your mother."

"A waitress asks my son what he would like to eat, he replies ""I would like to devour the undead"".... He likes eggs.... Courtesy of my girlfriend"

"Be good to yourself, you're all you've got."