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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for an hour... ...But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"

"Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work"

"""Ameh."" ~ Atheists at the end of a prayer"

"Political Satire If con is the opposite of pro, then what's the opposite of progress? Also, opposite of consitution."

"What does Garfield like in his bed? Pussy"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"

"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."

"You know it wasn't always called club penguin. The original name was club seals, not sure why they changed it."