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Joke of the Day
"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."
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"Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb."
"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"
"What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship? Carbon dating"
"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"
"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."
"Why are white girls always tired? Because they've literally been running around all day"
"*aggressively keeps eye contact with attractive people to let them know I mean business*"
"Logged into FB told Gemma her wedding pics are beautiful. Logged into Twitter to tell you she looked like a fat man in drag and I hate her."