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Joke of the Day
"A man goes to a zoo... ...But the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
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"A woman walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have an entendre, in fact, make it a double"" So he gave it to her."
"Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?"
"If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in."
"So a deer walks into a gay bar... Two hours and several drinks later, he walks out and says to himself, ""Wow. I can't believe I blew fifty bucks back there..."""
"I like how automatic doors just get out of my way. I wish more inanimate objects seemed scared of me."
"[NSFW] What do they say after intercourse in Alabama? ""Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my smokes!"""