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Joke of the Day

"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."

"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."

"It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities You never know how many enemies you're making"

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"What do you call a Psychic Compromise? A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing."

"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."

"What would you call Vanilla Ice if he was asian? Yellow Snow."

"I have a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired over a long career. Skills that - ugh hold on *covers phone* MOM I'M ON THE PHONE!"

"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."

"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."