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Joke of the Day
"How much cum does a gay guy have? A butt load."
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"My friends pet mouse Elvis just died. He was caught in a trap."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"
"It's important even when you're really busy to stop and make time to notice how bad everything is."
"What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men? IC"
"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."
"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."
"What do you call toddlers who are dictators? Dictator Tots"
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm too skeptical. But I don't believe her."
"Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group. Because that is where the ISIS."