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"Wtf neighbor I waved to you last week"
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"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to hold the ~~penis.~~ ladder."
"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"
"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."
"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."
"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"
"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"
"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."
"Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink. A Hicenberg."
"I buried a time capsule when I was 9. This is the year we are going to dig it up. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got."