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Joke of the Day

"(Selling my soul) Just sign here and here ""I should have a lawyer read this"" *a million lawyers crawl through hell* We have plenty of those"

"If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony After three hours unlock them and see who's happier to see you"

"It's here! May The Fourth Be With You!!"

"What is a redditors worst nightmare? [removed]"

"Why don't prawns give to charity? Because they're shellfish."

"How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card???"

"What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson. One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy"

"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."

"What's E.T. short for? Because he has wee legs"

"I bought pink cotton, but my wife wanted purple. So I killed her."