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Joke of the Day

"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."

"Why do rapists make such great salesmen? They don't take no for an answer."

"What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots."

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."

"What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes? Americans don't get them."

"What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade!"

"So i just started a coffee shop in baghdad... ...and business is BOOMING!!"

"No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant."