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Joke of the Day
"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."
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"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas? Ince pies!"
"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."
"What do the Texas Rangers & Brett Favre's wife have in common? Neither of them are gonna choke."
"Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."
"""Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"" ""Actually I think it was when you hit me with your car-"" ""WE GOT AN ANGEL OVER HERE!"""
"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"Sweat pants & Uggs in public says ""and I didn't brush my teeth, either."""
"i love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*"