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Joke of the Day
"What are peas attracted to? Chickpeas"
Next Joke
"I saw a hot dog vendor today... She was good looking, but I don't really want a dog."
"How is Jesus different from other carpenters? Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day"
"What's a jew doing on a swing? Fucking with the german snipers"
"Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants? ..Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho"
"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority.. Because they hate Dick's"
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off."
"My Terrible Joke How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast? Because there was a kellogg in the toilet"
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
"You're a big fat liar! And I don't believe anything you say! See if I get naked for you again!! -Me to my scale as I step off of it"