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Joke of the Day
"What would you call a Pokemon Trainer if they were Jewish? Ashe."
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"I love rap. I want to be a rapist when I grow up."
"What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in."
"Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar. They both had a great time."
"What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines? Kit Cat Bar"
"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"I found out it was snowing by looking outside. WTF Twitter? You are suppossed to tell me these things first."
"How do you drowned a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5"
"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."