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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo."

"Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard? They both enjoy a good cavity search!"

"What do you call a homosexual in Iran after he's been outed? Low hanging fruit."

"That'll do, fellas. I think we're good on breathy singer-songwriters who sound like they're creepily whispering rapey stuff in our ears."

"You know what sucks about Karaoke? Coworkers don't appreciate the time & effort that I put into my make up or outfit before singing Madonna"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"I saw a Russian eating a potato.. I said ""Whoa! too soon"". RIP M. Hedberg"

"I tripped over a bra today I think it was a booby trap"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the Spaghetto. (I 've seen this on reddit before, one of my all time favorites though!)"