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Joke of the Day

"Just got 30 orange oval stickers printed that read NOW HAMSTER FREE I'm putting them on all the meatloaf packages in this supermarket"

"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."

"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."

"Saw a guy in the gym, ahead of me on the Lat pulldown machine, wearing a David Luiz T-Shirt Needless to say, I got past him."

"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"

"Women are better than cake. You can have a woman and eat her too."

"How do you confuse a straight person? Tell them they're straight."

"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""

"Why does anal porn never have a good plot? Too many loose ends."

"You look like I could use some sex."