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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... It's not like I have 2020 vision"

"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"

"A while ago, I had an idea for a movie about the invention of the airplane It's been really hard getting it off the ground"

"is it ""milfs"" or ""milves""?"

"If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream."

"/r/Jokes is hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm... If you can't come, please let the Mods know..."

"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."

"I just finished a whole stick chap stick without losing it or replacing it. In case any of you women want to know how faithful I am."

"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."

"Emotional Wedding I went to a wedding last week. It was very emotional. Even the cake was in tiers. (Credit to pigoletto on the FUNNY subreddit)"