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Joke of the Day

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!! (someone date me please)"

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"

"Did you hear about the shipment of Viagra that was stolen? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals."

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"

"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."

"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."

"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"

"I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes."