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Joke of the Day
"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"
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"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"
"Guy: so what u up to after this? Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley"
"A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy? Wanna take a shower? They're to die for."
"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background"
"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"
"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"
"""You want me to copy AND paste a link? I am not made of time, good sir!"" Humanity, 2011"
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."