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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes."
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"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."
"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."
"If a man and woman from Arkansas get a divorce... Are they still brother and sister?"
"How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer? One if nobody is watching."
"King's Landing Tommen put the king's landing in King's Landing"
"Great sex is awesome like a hammock. Bad sex is trying to get out of it."
"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"
"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."
"how do you know you are a real redneck? you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids."