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Joke of the Day

"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."

"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."

"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."

"Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !"

"Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! - squirrels"

"When the grammar nazi learned his friend had less than 6 months to live. *fewer"

"What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar."

"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"

"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."

"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"