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Joke of the Day
"If I call you cupcake it's because I'm probably going to put my vanilla frosting on your forehead"
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"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."
"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"
"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."
"Hey lady I have bad news for you someone thought your hair was noodles and left their chopsticks in it."
"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%."
"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"
"""I just died in your arms"" sounds much more romantic than ""You're holding a dead body."""