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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
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"I met a deaf gynecologist today.. Apparently, he reads lips. (Obligatory: posted this in /r/dadjokes, thought this sub might like it as well.)"
"Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam you cant jelly yo dick in a bitch's ass"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"Kind Donation Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water"
"Why did god give Marines one more IQ point than he gave to horses. So they won't shit during parades."
"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"
"Why do married men love golf so much? Because it's not the same three holes over and over again."
"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"