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Joke of the Day
"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"
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"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."
"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"
"Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin"
"My girlfriend was really excited about squishing a spider.. I told her she was turning into a cold blooded killer.."
"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."
"What's the difference between a baby and a fridge? The fridge doesn't cry when you put your meat in it"
"In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise."
"Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"