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Joke of the Day
"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."
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"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"
"So there was a bomb threat at my school today... Tomorrow's gonna be a blast."
"I totally understand how batteries feel. Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."
"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."
"Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o"
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"How many 9 year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Over 20, as my basement is still dark."
"Hillary and Trump crash in a plane, who survives? The United States"