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Joke of the Day
"Micromanager Knock Knock Who's there? Micromanager. Now, you say 'micromanager who?'"
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"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees? Because the p is silent."
"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."