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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"
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"My little sister's cat died... ...she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don't know why she needs another dead cat."
"scarlet joe hanson sounds like an old timey boxer's name. ""weighin' in at 182 lbs, 5'9"", the ol' black widow, scarlet jooooooe hansen!"""
"Did you hear about the guy whose toilet flushes with hot water? He thinks he's real hot shit."
"Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms."
"I'm at the age where ""pop, lock, and drop"" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves"
"It's better to have loved and lost than to notice a typo after you've already hit ""send."""
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"When do you ground an astronaut? When they're astronauty."
"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"