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Joke of the Day
"What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!"
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"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."
"I never got a single blow job when I was at school. Other kids got sent to the head master all the time."
"Typographers will appreciate this Stereotype"
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"What type of writing makes the most money? Ransom notes."
"A programmer began to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss. When laying in her bed Looping round in her head Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;"
"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""
"Him: You're not like other girls Me: [foghorn sound]"
"No one knows what the singer Sia looks like... Hopefully we will Sia Later."