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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic clamshell-shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The clamshell-shucker shucks between fits..."

"How do you make your wife scream after sex? Wipe your dick on the curtain."

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."

"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""

"Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat. But no matter what you should recycle."

"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"

"What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a drink? ""Olive or twist?"""

"What is the similarity between Election and Erection? The words election and erection are spelled similarly. They both have the same meaning too: a dick rising to power."

"Last night my black colleague....... Last night my black colleague walked away with the 'Employee of the year' award. Luckily security stopped him at the door."