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Joke of the Day

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"Some Muslims were having an argument on my street the other day... I wanted to step in, but I was afraid it would blow up in my face."

"Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying ""you know, the hot blond"" is conducive to sofa sleeping."

"I was at a femminist meeting last week... they asked me ""How do you see lesbian relationships?"" I said in HD. They didn't like it..."

"I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other??? Wanna get shit faced?!"

"A double foot amputee hobbles into a yogurt factory and is immediately escorted out... They were lack toes intolerant."

"I love when commercials are like ""because four million people can't be wrong,"" because then I'm like, ""Really? even Nazi Germany?"""

"Did you hear about a reddit user creating a new website? He wanted the name to remind him of the time when 4chan users went to 8chan. So in light of the circumstances he named it regreddit.com"

"Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies"