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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"
"Why are atheists so light? They have no mass."
"Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails."
"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him."
"Do you think Bradley Cooper will call his kids Mini Coopers cause I hope so."
"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"
"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I can't goat my dick in your ass."
"I don't know what's healthier, but a grilled cheese sandwich tastes way better than a boiled one."
"Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?"