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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
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"Boy the things I did to that tirimisu were obscene! It was sort of embarrassing when they asked me to go back to my own table though."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."
"If ""pro"" is the opposite of ""con What is the opposite of progress?"
"How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent."
"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."
"I like my women like I like my wine Eight years old and locked up in a cellar"