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Joke of the Day
"This chick on Instagram posts so many pictures of her boyfriend I feel like I'm dating him."
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"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?!?! and the steering wheel, the dashboard, the windshield...."
"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a spear... A spear has a point"
"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"
"I got arrested for indecent exposure. They've sent me to the Small Claims Court."
"How many things do you need to change a lightbulb? 3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb"
"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."
"What kind of animal has an asshole directly in the middle off its back? A police horse"
"What is Harry Potters abortion spell? Fetus-Deletus"